Stephen Tompkins @stphntmpkns
Washington— According to an official statement released by Netflix Wednesday morning, everyone in the continental United States is officially sharing one Netflix account.
"What started off as Jeff, and Margaret Taylor in Memphis, TN, sharing their subscription information with each other, quickly snowballed into an entire county. Then an entire state. Then an entire region," Netflix, CEO Reed Hastings said watching the companies stock plummet to nothing on his cellphone. "I knew I shouldn’t have made it so easy for people to share an account, but I trusted my pals. Looks like that came back to bite me in the buns big time!"
Adding “How the heck am I supposed to tell my family our time share in Tahiti is gone, all because daddy made a bit of a whoopsie?”
At press time, a riot was sweeping the nation as no one could decide whether to watch Orange is the New Black or a Ken Burns documentary.